Reasons Why Break Ups Are Not So Bad ( aka consuelo de bobo ng mga bagong single)
July 6, 2007, 12:13 am
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10. If you want to, you have a legit reason to get drunk every night ( it’s almost like people expect you to behave badly when you break up with someone). though in this instance, i think crying soothes my soul better than alcohol, kase naman kung bakit sa alcohol pa ako allergic.

9. You come to a greater, renewed appreciation of Boyz II Men (” On Bended Knee”, “Water Runs Dry”) and other defunct, laos bands. Ditto for the jologs OPM songs you never cared about before ( Kung Magkikita Tayo Muli , Relaks Ka Lang…“).

8.Your after-work and weekend schedules are completely free and clear( if you can muster up the strength to get out of bed, out of those stinkin’ pjs and take a bath).

7.You get compassion at work and from your friends.

6.You get to watch all the tv shows you want now more than ever ( insomnia).

5.You help the local economy by giving tobacco companies, tissue factories, and coffeee places more business.

4.You dont need to change your ringtones everyweek because now no one calls you enough for you to get sick of the ringtone.

3. Everyone at home is nicer to you beause they dont want you to fall apart.

2. You don’t have to look beautiful all the time, and that means spending less time in the mirror and less expensive make-ups.

1.It’s better and effective than doing the Atkins or the South Beach diet…if you dont mind the depression.